A little duck asked its mom,
what's this between my toes?
Mom said, that's a web.
A web?
Mom smiled,
Yeah, it helps you swim!
The duck sighed, great, now I'm part duck, part frog.
Mom laughed, you're just unique!
Two friends were hiking near a cliff.
One yelled, "Stop! You're going too fast!"
The other shouted back, "Relax, I'm enjoying the ride!"
Suddenly he skidded.
Maybe enjoying wasn't the best idea...
I heard them before.
One minute and eight seconds!
Not bad, holding it that long.
Because your jokes are too boring!