Zane,
I have to tell you something totally freaky but hilarious.
Last night I went to the 24-hour bank.
As soon as I walked in, I saw this woman
just standing completely still at the counter.
You know
how creepy those places are late at night,
dark, and super eerie.
The woman looked pale as a ghost,
and I legit thought I saw a spirit, I was about to bolt.
Then
this sleepy old security guard shuffled over
and told me, that's a robot.
Seriously?
The bank's open all night
and they put a mannequin there?
And not just any mannequin, a nightmare in human form.
I swear it took me ages to calm down.
I wanted to tell you right away,
but it was late and I didn't wanna bug you.
No laughing at me, okay?
Oh,
and next time something like this comes up,
can you come with me?
You can feel the spooky vibes too.
Anyway, I'll stop bothering you now.
Catch you later.