I really hate you.
Why do I always lose to you whenever we play games?
I swear, you're my kryptonite.
Alright then,
I'll tell you a secret.
But listen,
Zane,
if you dare tell anyone,
you're gonna regret it.
Okay, here it is.
Actually...
Actually,
I used to be a tall guy, like 6 feet.
I stood out everywhere I went.
You know what I mean?
The pressure of being an international supermodel.
It was impossible to walk
down the street without all eyes on me.
So stressful.
And the worst part? I'm actually a pretty low-key, introverted person.
So I had surgery,
shrunk myself down to this delicate version you see now.
I just didn't want to stand out so much.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Zane,
can you handle this or not? Seriously.