Today I bought a bag of salt.
Guess what kind?
It's "assault", because loving you is an assault on my heart.
Today I also ate a peach.
Guess what kind?
It's "peachy", loving you is just peachy perfect.
I also read a book today.
Guess what kind?
It's "hooked", once I'm hooked on you, I can't give up.
What are you talking about?
This is straight-up mind pollution!
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