It's you.
Young man,
seems like you've really grasped
my business model.
So tell me, how are you planning to repay me?
Just you wait.
Security!
Security,
I caught Mark!
Let go!
I caught him!
Don't yell.
As long as you don't rat me out,
I'll share with you the love wisdom
I've treasured for over sixty years.
It'll solve all your romantic troubles.
Who'd believe that?
What are you gonna say "ignore her and she'll come crawling back"?
Come on now.
Don't be fooled by how I look now.
Back in the day, I was a real ladies' man.
Let go
of me first, okay? Uh...
Talk.
There we go.
Here's the deal, listen closely.
In love,
the one who puts in more effort is the simp.
Don't let yourself get moved by your own efforts.
You feel me,
bro?