I must be way too narcissistic then.
Maybe when someone asks to borrow money,
it's just because they're in trouble.
Then why do some guys
make such a big deal out of it,
like
if you borrow two hundred dollars from them,
you have to marry them?
Maybe it's a lazy way of thinking.
Building a romantic relationship with someone is hard,
so some people fantasize
about skipping ahead
by borrowing money,
saving themselves the hassle in between.
Is this your own idea,
or did you copy it from the internet?
Do you really think
I'm that uneducated?
Here's one more thing for you.
Less love obsession,
and the world will be a better place.
That's a good line.
I'll write it down.