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She was sneaking around in this parking lot.

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I've been watching her for a while, you know?

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She was gonna scratch your car.

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At the crucial moment, bang,

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I stopped her.

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But you know what?

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She's a foreign girl, doesn't understand Chinese.

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What should we do?

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By the way, what's your relationship with her?

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I'm her boyfriend.

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Wait.

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Uh...

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What's wrong with her?

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She's been feeling unwell lately.

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Here's the thing, officer.

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We just had a fight.

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She wanted to scratch my car to get back at me.

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Speaking of which, she actually bought me this car.

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Anyway, it's some family drama.

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Sorry

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to bother you.

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She has quite the temper.

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I couldn't tell, impressive.

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She did sumo wrestling as a kid.

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She can even throw people.

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You better go home and calm her down.

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That was terrifying.

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Don't worry, I'll take her home right now for a good talk.

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Talk what?

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As a man, reflect on yourself more.

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Don't embarrass us Chinese men, understand?

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Yes.

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Alright, get going then.

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Thanks.

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Let's go.

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Wait.

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Welcome to China.

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Thank you very much.

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No thank you very much.

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No thank you.

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Bye-bye.

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Let's go.