Zane,
let me tell you something really dumb I did as a kid.
Don't laugh at me.
So back in elementary school,
there was this phase where I didn't want to go to class.
I told my parents I had a stomachache,
and my dad started poking around my belly,
asking, "Where does it hurt? Here? Here?"
But the thing is, I wasn't actually in pain.
And I didn't dare say anything.
So when he pressed one random spot, I just went,
Ow! Right there! That really hurts!
And he goes,
Uh-oh... that's the stomach.
Next thing I know, I'm in the hospital getting tests done.
What could I do? I wasn't actually sick.
I just wanted to skip class.
Have you ever done a gastroscopy?
It is...
absolutely awful. So gross.
Never again.
After that,
I never faked being sick ever again.
Looking back now,
so stupid. And honestly kind of hilarious.
Next time, you've gotta tell me a dumb thing you did, okay?
Talk later, Zane.