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年轻人留步

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看你骨骼惊奇

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你乃天赋异禀之人呐

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且听我说

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今日

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你我二人相聚

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一切乃是缘分啊

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这样

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我有一本

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潜心研究了多年的商业秘籍

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今日你我相遇

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有缘呐

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我便赠予你了

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定要潜心研究啊

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这

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小说里的情节

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让我遇见了

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可让我逮着你了

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抓你多少天了

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小哥

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小伙子

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这东西

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东西先送你了啊

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站那别跑

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（招牌：专业捏脚 100一次）

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祖传捏脚

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美女

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祖传捏脚

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一百一次

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给我捏

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给我捏捏

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愣着干嘛呀

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你

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不是来

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抓我的呀

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抓你干嘛呀

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那你上次追的那个老头

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他

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你说老白呀

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打麻将欠我点钱 愣是不给

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赶紧的吧 给我捏捏

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好

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那美女你看这

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他先

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不好意思呀