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Zane,

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let me tell you something really dumb I did as a kid.

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Don't laugh at me.

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So back in elementary school,

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there was this phase where I didn't want to go to class.

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I told my parents I had a stomachache,

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and my dad started poking around my belly,

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asking, "Where does it hurt? Here? Here?"

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But the thing is, I wasn't actually in pain.

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And I didn't dare say anything.

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So when he pressed one random spot, I just went,

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Ow! Right there! That really hurts!

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And he goes,

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Uh-oh... that's the stomach.

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Next thing I know, I'm in the hospital getting tests done.

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What could I do? I wasn't actually sick.

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I just wanted to skip class.

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Have you ever done a gastroscopy?

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It is...

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absolutely awful. So gross.

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Never again.

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After that,

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I never faked being sick ever again.

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Looking back now,

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so stupid. And honestly kind of hilarious.

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Next time, you've gotta tell me a dumb thing you did, okay?

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Talk later, Zane.