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A little duck asked its mom,

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what's this between my toes?

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Mom said, that's a web.

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A web?

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Mom smiled,

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Yeah, it helps you swim!

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The duck sighed, great, now I'm part duck, part frog.

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Mom laughed, you're just unique!

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Two friends were hiking near a cliff.

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One yelled, "Stop! You're going too fast!"

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The other shouted back, "Relax, I'm enjoying the ride!"

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Suddenly he skidded.

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Maybe enjoying wasn't the best idea...

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I heard them before.

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One minute and eight seconds!

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Not bad, holding it that long.

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Because your jokes are too boring!