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It's you.

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Young man,

3
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seems like you've really grasped

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my business model.

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So tell me, how are you planning to repay me?

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Just you wait.

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Security!

8
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Security,

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I caught Mark!

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Let go!

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I caught him!

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Don't yell.

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As long as you don't rat me out,

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I'll share with you the love wisdom

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I've treasured for over sixty years.

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It'll solve all your romantic troubles.

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Who'd believe that?

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What are you gonna say "ignore her and she'll come crawling back"?

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Come on now.

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Don't be fooled by how I look now.

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Back in the day, I was a real ladies' man.

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Let go

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of me first, okay? Uh...

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Talk.

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There we go.

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Here's the deal, listen closely.

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In love,

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the one who puts in more effort is the simp.

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Don't let yourself get moved by your own efforts.

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You feel me,

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bro?