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郑在郑在

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我跟你说一件贼惊恐又好笑的事儿

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昨天晚上去24小时银行办业务

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我刚一进门 就看见一个女人

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直挺挺地杵在柜台前面

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你也知道啊

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大晚上 那种地方本来就有点儿阴森

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黑咕隆咚的

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那个女人看起来脸色惨白

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我差点以为遇见鬼了拔腿就跑

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就在这个时候

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有个保安大爷迷迷糊糊走过来

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告诉我 那是机器人

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你说这银行也是

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知道自己24小时营业

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干嘛放个假人啊

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造型还那么惊悚

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我给你说我真的缓了好半天才回过神

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本来第一时间就想给你说

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但是当时太晚了 就没好意思打扰你

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你可不能笑话我啊

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噢 对了

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以后如果还有这样的事儿

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你能不能陪我一起去啊

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你也感受一下

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好啦 不打扰你了

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