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郑在哥

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我给你分享一件我小时候做过的蠢事吧

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不要笑

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就是在我小学的时候

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我有段时间就特别不想去上学

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然后我就骗我爸妈 我说我肚子痛

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然后我爸就在我肚子上一顿乱按

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问我 哪痛啊哪痛

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然后但我哪都不痛啊

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然后我又不敢说

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然后他按到我一个地方我就说

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哎 就是这儿 我这儿好痛啊

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然后我爸说

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完了这是胃

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于是他就带我去了医院做做检查

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那我能怎么办呀 我哪都不痛

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我只是不想去上课

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然后做胃镜的感觉你知道吗

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真的就是

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特别难受 特别酸爽

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我这辈子再也不想体验了

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然后从那以后

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我就再也不敢装病逃学了

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现在想想

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真的是特别蠢特别搞笑啊

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下次你也告诉我一件你做过的蠢事呗

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郑在哥 回见