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她在这个停车场里鬼鬼祟祟

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我盯她半天了你知道吗

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她要划你车

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关键时候 我哐当一下

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我就给她制止了

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但你知道吗

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她是一外国姑娘 听不懂中国话

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你说这怎么办呢

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不是那个 你俩什么关系啊

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我是她男朋友

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不是

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不是这

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这怎么了

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最近身体不太好

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是这样啊 保安同志

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我们俩刚吵完架

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她就想划我车 报复我

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说起来这个车呀 还是她送给我的

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反正就是因为一些家事

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打扰到您了

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实在是不好意思

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脾气这么大呢

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我可没看出来呀 挺厉害呢

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小时候学过相扑

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摔起人来可疼了

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那你回去可得好好安抚一下

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这也太吓人了 这个

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您放心 我这就接回去 我就批评教育

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批评什么呀

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作为一个男人 多反思反思自己

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别给咱们中国老爷们丢脸知道吗

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是是是

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行吧 赶紧回去吧

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谢谢啊 

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走走走

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等等

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Welcome to China（欢迎来到中国）

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Thank you very much（非常感谢）

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No thank you very much（不用谢）

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No thank you（不用谢）

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拜拜

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走吧 走吧 走吧