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哎 郑在

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你还记得那个

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老头撞树那首歌吗

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就咱俩一块写得那首

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你不会忘了吧

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我给你说啊

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我这两天闲的无聊

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我就发在我自媒体账号上了

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竟然有人评论你歌词写得好 我都服了

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你看这条

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说你歌词写得太传神了

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简直是

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文思如尿崩 谁人与争锋

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还有 还有 还有

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这条

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撞树老头

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比喻了当代爱情

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当局者认为自己在爱情里修行

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旁观者看了都觉得荒谬可笑

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区别是

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大爷撞完神清气爽

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你爱完 只想撞墙

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还有还有

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还有这句

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门把手卡我头 这句词

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让我明白了

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爱情让人进退两难

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不如研究量子纠缠

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这 这个是个理科生吧

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你也快来给我刷留言啊

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哎 对

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你写上

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推荐他们多来看我演出

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快去快去