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鄭在鄭在

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我跟你說一件賊驚恐又好笑的事兒

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昨天晚上去24小時銀行辦業務

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我剛一進門 就看見一個女人

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直挺挺地杵在櫃檯前面

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你也知道啊

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大晚上 那種地方本來就有點兒陰森

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黑咕隆咚的

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那個女人看起來臉色慘白

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我差點以爲遇見鬼了拔腿就跑

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就在這個時候

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有個保安大爺迷迷糊糊走過來

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告訴我 那是機器人

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你說這銀行也是

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知道自己24小時營業

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幹嘛放個假人啊

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造型還那麼驚悚

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我給你說我真的緩了好半天才回過神

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本來第一時間就想給你說

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但是當時太晚了 就沒好意思打擾你

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你可不能笑話我啊

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噢 對了

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以後如果還有這樣的事兒

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你能不能陪我一起去啊

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你也感受一下

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好啦 不打擾你了

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