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鄭在哥

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我給你分享一件我小時候做過的蠢事吧

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不要笑

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就是在我小學的時候

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我有段時間就特別不想去上學

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然後我就騙我爸媽 我說我肚子痛

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然後我爸就在我肚子上一頓亂按

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問我 哪痛啊哪痛

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然後但我哪都不痛啊

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然後我又不敢說

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然後他按到我一個地方我就說

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哎 就是這兒 我這兒好痛啊

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然後我爸說

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完了這是胃

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於是他就帶我去了醫院做做檢查

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那我能怎麼辦呀 我哪都不痛

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我只是不想去上課

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然後做胃鏡的感覺你知道嗎

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真的就是

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特別難受 特別酸爽

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我這輩子再也不想體驗了

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然後從那以後

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我就再也不敢裝病逃學了

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現在想想

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真的是特別蠢特別搞笑啊

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下次你也告訴我一件你做過的蠢事唄

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