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哎 鄭在

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你還記得那個

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老頭撞樹那首歌嗎

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就咱倆一塊寫得那首

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你不會忘了吧

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我給你說啊

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我這兩天閒的無聊

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我就發在我自媒體賬號上了

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竟然有人評論你歌詞寫得好 我都服了

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你看這條

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說你歌詞寫得太傳神了

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簡直是

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文思如尿崩 誰人與爭鋒

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還有 還有 還有

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這條

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撞樹老頭

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比喻了當代愛情

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當局者認爲自己在愛情裏修行

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旁觀者看了都覺得荒謬可笑

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區別是

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大爺撞完神清氣爽

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你愛完 只想撞牆

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還有還有

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還有這句

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門把手卡我頭 這句詞

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讓我明白了

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愛情讓人進退兩難

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不如研究量子糾纏

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這 這個是個理科生吧

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你也快來給我刷留言啊

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哎 對

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你寫上

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推薦他們多來看我演出

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快去快去