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她在這個停車場裏鬼鬼祟祟

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我盯她半天了你知道嗎

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她要劃你車

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關鍵時候 我哐當一下

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我就給她制止了

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但你知道嗎

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她是一外國姑娘 聽不懂中國話

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你說這怎麼辦呢

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不是那個 你倆什麼關係啊

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我是她男朋友

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不是

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不是這

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這怎麼了

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最近身體不太好

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是這樣啊 保安同志

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我們倆剛吵完架

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她就想劃我車 報復我

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說起來這個車呀 還是她送給我的

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反正就是因爲一些家事

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打擾到您了

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實在是不好意思

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脾氣這麼大呢

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我可沒看出來呀 挺厲害呢

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小時候學過相撲

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摔起人來可疼了

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那你回去可得好好安撫一下

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這也太嚇人了 這個

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您放心 我這就接回去 我就批評教育

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批評什麼呀

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作爲一個男人 多反思反思自己

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別給咱們中國老爺們丟臉知道嗎

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是是是

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行吧 趕緊回去吧

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謝謝啊 

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走走走

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等等

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Welcome to China（歡迎來到中國）

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Thank you very much（非常感謝）

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No thank you very much（不用謝）

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No thank you（不用謝）

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拜拜

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走吧 走吧 走吧