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是你

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小夥子

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看來你把我這商業模式

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喫得很透啊

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說說吧 怎麼報答報答我

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你等着啊

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保安

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保安呢

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保安我抓住老白了

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鬆手啊你這

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我抓住了

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別喊 別喊

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只要你不把我供出來

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我就把我珍藏了六十幾年的

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戀愛箴言贈予你

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可以解決你在愛情中的一切煩惱

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誰信呢

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該不會是割以永治吧

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這話說的

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你別看我現在這樣

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那曾經我也是個情場高手

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這個

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你先鬆開吧行嗎 這這

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你先說

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哎 這就對了嘛

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是這樣啊 你聽好了

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在愛情裏呢

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誰投入的多 誰呀就是舔狗

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這絕對不能自我感動呀

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啊 兄弟

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你品品