YA_0607.srt 2.4 KB

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  3. She was sneaking around in this parking lot.
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  6. I've been watching her for a while, you know?
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  9. She was gonna scratch your car.
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  12. At the crucial moment, bang,
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  15. I stopped her.
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  18. But you know what?
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  21. She's a foreign girl, doesn't understand Chinese.
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  24. What should we do?
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  27. By the way, what's your relationship with her?
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  30. I'm her boyfriend.
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  33. Wait.
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  36. Uh...
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  39. What's wrong with her?
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  42. She's been feeling unwell lately.
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  45. Here's the thing, officer.
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  48. We just had a fight.
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  51. She wanted to scratch my car to get back at me.
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  54. Speaking of which, she actually bought me this car.
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  57. Anyway, it's some family drama.
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  60. Sorry
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  63. to bother you.
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  66. She has quite the temper.
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  69. I couldn't tell, impressive.
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  72. She did sumo wrestling as a kid.
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  75. She can even throw people.
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  78. You better go home and calm her down.
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  81. That was terrifying.
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  84. Don't worry, I'll take her home right now for a good talk.
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  87. Talk what?
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  90. As a man, reflect on yourself more.
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  93. Don't embarrass us Chinese men, understand?
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  96. Yes.
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  99. Alright, get going then.
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  102. Thanks.
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  105. Let's go.
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  108. Wait.
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  111. Welcome to China.
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  114. Thank you very much.
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  117. No thank you very much.
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  120. No thank you.
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  123. Bye-bye.
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  126. Let's go.