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  3. 年轻人留步
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  6. 看你骨骼惊奇
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  9. 你乃天赋异禀之人呐
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  12. 且听我说
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  15. 今日
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  18. 你我二人相聚
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  21. 一切乃是缘分啊
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  24. 这样
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  27. 我有一本
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  30. 潜心研究了多年的商业秘籍
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  33. 今日你我相遇
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  36. 有缘呐
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  39. 我便赠予你了
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  42. 定要潜心研究啊
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  47. 小说里的情节
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  50. 让我遇见了
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  53. 可让我逮着你了
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  56. 抓你多少天了
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  59. 小哥
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  62. 小伙子
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  65. 这东西
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  68. 东西先送你了啊
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  71. 站那别跑
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  74. (招牌:专业捏脚 100一次)
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  77. 祖传捏脚
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  80. 美女
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  83. 祖传捏脚
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  86. 一百一次
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  89. 给我捏
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  92. 给我捏捏
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  95. 愣着干嘛呀
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  100. 不是来
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  103. 抓我的呀
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  106. 抓你干嘛呀
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  109. 那你上次追的那个老头
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  114. 你说老白呀
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  117. 打麻将欠我点钱 愣是不给
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  120. 赶紧的吧 给我捏捏
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  125. 那美女你看这
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  128. 他先
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  131. 不好意思呀