subtitles/Subtitle_EN/Cherishvideo_GQ_6.srt

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Zane,

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I have to tell you something totally freaky but hilarious.

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Last night I went to the 24-hour bank.

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As soon as I walked in, I saw this woman

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just standing completely still at the counter.

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You know

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how creepy those places are late at night,

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dark, and super eerie.

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The woman looked pale as a ghost,

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and I legit thought I saw a spirit, I was about to bolt.

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Then

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this sleepy old security guard shuffled over

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and told me, that's a robot.

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Seriously?

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The bank's open all night

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and they put a mannequin there?

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And not just any mannequin, a nightmare in human form.

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I swear it took me ages to calm down.

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I wanted to tell you right away,

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but it was late and I didn't wanna bug you.

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No laughing at me, okay?

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Oh,

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and next time something like this comes up,

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can you come with me?

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You can feel the spooky vibes too.

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Anyway, I'll stop bothering you now.

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Catch you later.