Cherishvideo_XMM_4.srt 1.9 KB

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  3. 我跟你說一件特別離譜的事兒
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  6. 就是我們有個客戶
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  9. 他出了名的難搞
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  12. 我們團隊的夥伴都被他折磨瘋了
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  15. 可是這個客戶
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  18. 他明明什麼都不懂
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  21. 分明就是在故意刁難嘛
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  24. 所以這次
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  27. 我完全根據甲方的想法
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  30. 把設計做得特別離譜
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  33. 比如
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  36. 我把LOGO畫得像外星飛船
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  39. 配色搞得花裏胡哨
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  42. 還把文字排成了之字形
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  45. 反正就是亂七八糟
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  48. 本來
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  51. 想借機諷刺他
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  54. 但是沒想到
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  57. 他看完之後竟然說
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  62. 這設計太有創意了
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  65. 我要的就是這種獨一無二的感覺
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  68. 我當場我就懵啦
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  71. 我心想
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  74. 這哥們的審美
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  77. 是不是被外星人綁架啦
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  80. 你說是不是特別離譜
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  83. 不過
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  86. 這事兒也讓我想開了
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  89. 這世界就是個草臺班子嘛
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  92. 所以啊
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  95. 別爲眼前的煩心事兒發愁了
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  98. 說不定哪天 就給你整出個大驚喜呢