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- A little duck asked its mom,
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- what's this between my toes?
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- Mom said, that's a web.
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- A web?
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- Mom smiled,
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- Yeah, it helps you swim!
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- The duck sighed, great, now I'm part duck, part frog.
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- Mom laughed, you're just unique!
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- Two friends were hiking near a cliff.
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- One yelled, "Stop! You're going too fast!"
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- The other shouted back, "Relax, I'm enjoying the ride!"
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- Suddenly he skidded.
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- Maybe enjoying wasn't the best idea...
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- I heard them before.
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- One minute and eight seconds!
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- Not bad, holding it that long.
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- Because your jokes are too boring!
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