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- 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:01,416
- 郑在郑在
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- 00:00:01,533 --> 00:00:04,466
- 我跟你说一件贼惊恐又好笑的事儿
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- 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,799
- 昨天晚上去24小时银行办业务
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- 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,383
- 我刚一进门 就看见一个女人
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- 00:00:10,766 --> 00:00:13,099
- 直挺挺地杵在柜台前面
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- 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,683
- 你也知道啊
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- 00:00:15,033 --> 00:00:17,916
- 大晚上 那种地方本来就有点儿阴森
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- 00:00:17,966 --> 00:00:18,916
- 黑咕隆咚的
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- 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,333
- 那个女人看起来脸色惨白
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- 00:00:21,383 --> 00:00:23,533
- 我差点以为遇见鬼了拔腿就跑
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- 00:00:23,883 --> 00:00:24,916
- 就在这个时候
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- 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,216
- 有个保安大爷迷迷糊糊走过来
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- 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:29,633
- 告诉我 那是机器人
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- 00:00:30,466 --> 00:00:31,916
- 你说这银行也是
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- 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,600
- 知道自己24小时营业
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- 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,299
- 干嘛放个假人啊
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- 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:36,916
- 造型还那么惊悚
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- 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,466
- 我给你说我真的缓了好半天才回过神
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- 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:42,833
- 本来第一时间就想给你说
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- 00:00:42,883 --> 00:00:45,266
- 但是当时太晚了 就没好意思打扰你
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- 00:00:45,799 --> 00:00:47,333
- 你可不能笑话我啊
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- 00:00:48,183 --> 00:00:48,799
- 噢 对了
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- 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,000
- 以后如果还有这样的事儿
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- 00:00:51,266 --> 00:00:53,299
- 你能不能陪我一起去啊
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- 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:55,966
- 你也感受一下
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- 00:00:56,916 --> 00:00:58,383
- 好啦 不打扰你了
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- 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,133
- 回见
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