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- 郑在哥
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- 我给你分享一件我小时候做过的蠢事吧
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- 不要笑
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- 就是在我小学的时候
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- 我有段时间就特别不想去上学
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- 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,433
- 然后我就骗我爸妈 我说我肚子痛
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- 00:00:14,783 --> 00:00:17,100
- 然后我爸就在我肚子上一顿乱按
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- 问我 哪痛啊哪痛
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- 然后但我哪都不痛啊
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- 00:00:21,066 --> 00:00:22,316
- 然后我又不敢说
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- 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:23,800
- 然后他按到我一个地方我就说
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- 哎 就是这儿 我这儿好痛啊
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- 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:27,000
- 然后我爸说
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- 完了这是胃
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- 于是他就带我去了医院做做检查
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- 那我能怎么办呀 我哪都不痛
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- 我只是不想去上课
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- 然后做胃镜的感觉你知道吗
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- 真的就是
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- 特别难受 特别酸爽
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- 我这辈子再也不想体验了
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- 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:44,116
- 然后从那以后
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- 我就再也不敢装病逃学了
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- 现在想想
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- 真的是特别蠢特别搞笑啊
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- 下次你也告诉我一件你做过的蠢事呗
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- 郑在哥 回见
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