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- 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:01,416
- 鄭在鄭在
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- 00:00:01,533 --> 00:00:04,466
- 我跟你說一件賊驚恐又好笑的事兒
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- 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,799
- 昨天晚上去24小時銀行辦業務
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- 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,383
- 我剛一進門 就看見一個女人
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- 00:00:10,766 --> 00:00:13,099
- 直挺挺地杵在櫃檯前面
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- 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,683
- 你也知道啊
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- 00:00:15,033 --> 00:00:17,916
- 大晚上 那種地方本來就有點兒陰森
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- 00:00:17,966 --> 00:00:18,916
- 黑咕隆咚的
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- 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,333
- 那個女人看起來臉色慘白
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- 00:00:21,383 --> 00:00:23,533
- 我差點以爲遇見鬼了拔腿就跑
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- 00:00:23,883 --> 00:00:24,916
- 就在這個時候
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- 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,216
- 有個保安大爺迷迷糊糊走過來
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- 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:29,633
- 告訴我 那是機器人
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- 00:00:30,466 --> 00:00:31,916
- 你說這銀行也是
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- 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,600
- 知道自己24小時營業
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- 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,299
- 幹嘛放個假人啊
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- 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:36,916
- 造型還那麼驚悚
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- 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,466
- 我給你說我真的緩了好半天才回過神
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- 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:42,833
- 本來第一時間就想給你說
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- 00:00:42,883 --> 00:00:45,266
- 但是當時太晚了 就沒好意思打擾你
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- 00:00:45,799 --> 00:00:47,333
- 你可不能笑話我啊
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- 00:00:48,183 --> 00:00:48,799
- 噢 對了
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- 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,000
- 以後如果還有這樣的事兒
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- 00:00:51,266 --> 00:00:53,299
- 你能不能陪我一起去啊
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- 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:55,966
- 你也感受一下
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- 00:00:56,916 --> 00:00:58,383
- 好啦 不打擾你了
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- 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,133
- 回見
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