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- 鄭在哥
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- 我給你分享一件我小時候做過的蠢事吧
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- 不要笑
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- 就是在我小學的時候
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- 我有段時間就特別不想去上學
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- 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,433
- 然後我就騙我爸媽 我說我肚子痛
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- 00:00:14,783 --> 00:00:17,100
- 然後我爸就在我肚子上一頓亂按
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- 問我 哪痛啊哪痛
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- 00:00:19,116 --> 00:00:21,016
- 然後但我哪都不痛啊
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- 00:00:21,066 --> 00:00:22,316
- 然後我又不敢說
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- 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:23,800
- 然後他按到我一個地方我就說
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- 哎 就是這兒 我這兒好痛啊
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- 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:27,000
- 然後我爸說
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- 完了這是胃
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- 於是他就帶我去了醫院做做檢查
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- 那我能怎麼辦呀 我哪都不痛
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- 我只是不想去上課
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- 然後做胃鏡的感覺你知道嗎
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- 真的就是
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- 特別難受 特別酸爽
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- 我這輩子再也不想體驗了
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- 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:44,116
- 然後從那以後
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- 我就再也不敢裝病逃學了
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- 現在想想
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- 真的是特別蠢特別搞笑啊
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- 下次你也告訴我一件你做過的蠢事唄
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- 鄭在哥 回見
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